Despite the current weight plateau (48kg, anyone saying OMG SO FAT AH is gonna get a few slaps from me), I've managed to convince myself that the fat that used to hang around my mid-section and thighs has either turned into muscle (yes I said it) or re-directed itself to my boobs. YEAH YEAH YEAH. Okay that last line was cause I'm listening to Fake Tales of San Francisco and the guy was shouting it. Hahaha.

clarissa. says:
bitchhhh!
clarissa. says:
i loveeeee you
aileen. says:
hahahahahah what took you so long to realise
clarissa. says:
seeing you hold my asthma inhaler today lah
clarissa. says:
i realised you were my lifeline if i was dying of breathlessness all
clarissa. says:
then cannot live without you now
clarissa. says:
will you marry me
clarissa. says:
tonight
clarissa. says:
we run away and elope
clarissa. says:
in las vegas
clarissa. says:
by elvis
aileen. says:
hahahahaha yessss!
clarissa. says:
hahahaha
clarissa. says:
then we go honeymoon
aileen. says:
we shall run away and never take As!
clarissa. says:
in temptation island
clarissa. says:
hahahahha

Ok random convo I'm having with Aileen.

SLURP SLURP SLURP!

SOMEONE BUY ME A SLURPEE. AND ONE FOR B-SPOT ALSO, THEN SHE CAN TURN ON ALL THE GUYS WITH HER LICKING IT UP ACTIONS. *CUE AILEEN'S GIANT TONGUE ACTION*

aileen. says:
we must purposely get ourselves shipwrecked
aileen. says:
then we can stay on some island
aileen. says:
and put my coconut opening skills to good use
clarissa. says:
ok can
clarissa. says:
must make sure you do in front of camera
aileen. says:
hahahah like that u damn useless lah
aileen. says:
u good at nth only
clarissa. says:
i will catch the boar
clarissa. says:
i will run and tackle it
clarissa. says:
and strangle it to death
aileen. says:
hahahaha u can make use of yupi gummy bear to help you!

[ ] You have eaten fish food.
[ ] You have eaten dog food.
[ ] You have eaten cat food.
[x] You have run into a glass door.
[x] You have eaten an ant
[x] You have eaten grass.
[x] You have licked a tree (eh all these 3 happened on the same day lah. shane and his dumbass dares when we were kids)
[x] You have polka dotted underwear.
[x] You have pink underwear.
[x]You had contests with your friendsto see who can create the nastiest burp.
[x] You have screamed a random word in public.
[x] You wave at people you don't know.
[x] You have flushed the toilet becauseyou were bored.
[x] You have slapped yourself out of boredom.
[x]You sing the "FUN" song. (shane and I got bomoh coming song. close enough, its hell fun to sing)
[x]You hold conversations with apillow, blanket, stuffed animal etc.
[ ] You dream of lamas coming out of peoples' butts.
[x] You think people who eat brains are cool. (Hannibal was awesome sick)
[x] You have/sing karaoke even thoughyou know you're horrible
[x]You know how to spell "supercallafragalisticespialadosious" by heart. (Its one l in cala bitch! hahahaha I'm such the loser.)
[x] You make up your own words and usethem with people who have no clue what they mean.
[x] You have striped socks and you havewore them so people can see them.
[x] You have hugged a random person.
[x] You have ran up and down the stairs cause u were bored
[x] You have created a puppet show withyour socks out of boredom.
[x You have imagined peoplesaying "bla" and blowing up.
[xxx!] You just tried imagining people saying "bla" and blowing up.
[x]You are addicted to the Anamaniacs themesong. (pretty sure its animaniacs)
[x ]You are addicted to "The Pinky andthe Brain" theme song.
[x] You have stared at your ceiling for over 10 minutes.
[x] You have talked to yourself
[x] You have conversations with your imaginary friends.
TOTAL: 28
Count them all up, and multiply by 3 (:

84%. YIKES. I'm gonna watch Bourne Supremacy now. TOODLES.